Team Z7's Funny Finds

Mom's Dictionary

AIRPLANE: What Mom impersonates to get a 1-yr.-old to eat strained beets.
APPLE: Nutritious lunchtime dessert which children will trade for cupcakes.
BECAUSE: Mom's reason for having kids do things which can't be explained logically.
BED AND BREAKFAST: Two things the kids will never make for themselves.
COOK: 1) Act of preparing food for consumption. 2) Mom's other name.
EAT: What kids do between meals, but not at them.
GENIUSES: Amazingly, all of Mom's kids.
"I SAID SO": Reason enough, according to Mom.
JOY RIDE: Going somewhere without the kids.